Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Dumb blonde Jokes



Blonde Jokes

Not all Blondes are dumb, but a fair proportion of them has a problem. Maybe they inhaled to much dye !

Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"
The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

More of Blondie

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21

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Two Blondes

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What has the Blonde in Bed ?

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Should not have done that.

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Blonde Kidnapper

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Blonde's medical exam

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Fire, fire…

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That will not work !

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Boating Blonde

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Trucker and the Genie

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Visiting the sun

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The circle

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Smart Blonde

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Blonde Commuter

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Smart Blonde

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Alligator shoes

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Lost Luggage

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What Car ?

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Diet Soda

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Pickup Truck Full of Blondes

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Blonde passenger

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The Blonde and the Trucker

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Short flight

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Blonde in a Library

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Blonde washing hair

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Precaution

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Blonde at her job interview

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Blonde with a cellphone

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Blonde and Pizza

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Blonde in the Library.

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Flat Blonde

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Panama Canal


Latin Blonde ?


Dumb Wives


The Burning Building


How do you keep a blonde busy?

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Two Blondes on their way to Disneyland


Blonde in a Snowstorm

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Blondie

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Driver's Test

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The Blonde Nun

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The puzzle


The Blonde at a Bar


Ponytails


BAAAAH!


Christmas


Alzheimers


Hurt all over!


Not A Pharmacist


Ventriloquist


Zebra

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Blonde on a train


The Brunette (Blonde's Revenge)


Death in the Family!


The Shoe horn

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Blonde Passenger


Pig Under Her Arm


The Tearful Bride…


Exercise works.

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Blonde painter

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Blonde cooking


Hard To Remember Things


That'll Do It

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The coffe maker

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Red Light Driving


Revenge of the Blondes

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Blonde at the Psychiatrist

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Restricted Parking

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Honest mechanic



Odd Transportation